Something found written on a napkin in a diner:
There was toast in the oven.
We were having breakfast with your cousin.
Did I tell you she looks better
In that tight blue sweater?
Plus she's ten years younger.
What you mean, she's only 15?
You really think she's not ready?
She got a profile on the internet.
Talks about how much she loves sex.
I think tonight I'll make her mine.
Sleep alone, I think you'll be fine.
Or you could find another man?
Nah, I didn't think so.